O Pregnancy

( You have to hum O Christmas Tree while reading in order for this to make any sense... this is what lack of sleep will do to a person)

O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
How I wish you were over;
O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
How I wish you were over;
I’m so tired of not being able to sleep,
But also having swollen feet.
O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
How I wish you were over;

O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
Much pleasure thou are not giving me;
O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
Much pleasure thou are not giving me;
Will somebody please shoot me,
I’m so sick of having to continually pee!
O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
Much pleasure thou are not giving me;

O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
Thy belly is so big and round!
O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
Thy belly is so big and round!
It’s like a giant mound,
My belly button can be hardly found.
O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
Thy belly is so big and round!

O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
The last 28 days are killing me!
O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
The last 28 days are killing me!
I just want to hold my new baby,
And love her unconditionally.
O Pregnancy! O Pregnancy!
The last 28 days are killing me!

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